Seagull: It's a song, actually

Seagulls are never lost at sea;

That's where they belong.

I knew right from the start you'd be a seagull

(As soon as your wings got big and strong.)

Yeah I knew you'd want to fly

With that raspberry sky

And that you’d hardly stay to say goodbye....

but that's alright...

They tell me that they're sorry for me;

So sorry that I lost you at sea.

But I know better, (I'm not a fool)

You’re not lost at all,

Because you're a seagull.

End. (By me, A.K. Huie)

This seems to belong better in 12inchesinafoot. Maybe I'll put it there too.

For now, revel in your own majesty, but don't let that stop you from making a maniacal mess! Be the bloody red queen of whatever it is you do best.